I finally succumed to the lure of Twitter then Facebook. No one I really knew was on either so I never bothered. Twitter for me is just a way of keeping updated on stuff going on locally and keeping up with my favorite websites. Martha Stewart tweets.
Here she is with a giant cocktail shaker and looking human. Her blueberries

were lovely and she had a hard time with tomatoes this year because of the rain back east. I basically feel like a fly on the wall listening in on tweets of people I don't know. Demi Moore tweets so often I unfollowed her. I like being able to access it from my phone. I still haven't figured out how to send pictures from my phone to Twitter.
Facebook is more real to me because I actually know people who are on it. I am very bad about keeping in touch with former co workers and friends who have moved away. Don't like the phone really and this is a nice way of letting people know what my exciting life is like, and looking in on theirs. Facebook has an easy way to upload pictures from my phone so I've been able to use the picture function. My dog is featured prominently